Laughed at the takedown, great production too. Edit: and now I have the literally gibberish chorus stuck in my head.

Source is Oglaf.com, an adult webcomic equal parts humor and smut.

I’ll fetch my chapstick.

The legend is that a foot is actually based of the length of King Henry I’s foot. “Imagine two neighbouring farmers, one buying a field from another, one with huge feet, one with tiny. Each measures the field in feet, but one says the footage is less because he’s got a bigger footprint, and therefore he argues a lower price. It’s a recipe for a mighty mediaeval punchup. So Henry proffered his own royal foot, it’s said. Thus, a foot became 12 inches.”

I’m outraged! That lumber supplier clearly plagiarized the title of my self-published autobiography!

I appreciate a good historical joke.

The one that’s going to slowly escalate towards incredible pleasure is clearly superior.

I quite like Dolly Parton and Mr. Rogers for what it’s worth.

I don’t know the book, but men can rock makeup when they want to:

I was cheering for the other team (Oilers) vs. Ferrell’s Kings and I still had to respect the facepaint.

“Rule #11: No more ranking animals by probable elasticity of orifices.” Stop raining on my parade Discord. It’s an engaging topic and all rankings are theoretical and cruelty-free.

Thanks mate, I don’t follow that community myself but I am pretty sure I’ve seen his face before. The video was entertaining.

“Woman” is hilarious to define as an agenda - like there’s no clarification required to toss half of humanity under the bus. So I watched the video (I don’t know Coney, but it’s just him making fun of this insane preacher) and it’s essentially that bad. The preacher says, and I quote, “She’s headstrong and stubborn, constantly arguing with Ash. Typical woman” then laughs and apologizes but never says anything else about her. The mental athletics involved in the preacher’s conclusions would make him a master of any gym.

Waking up when the weather changes:

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That’s the face I made about a week into trading Reddit participation in for Lemmy participation or just break-from-social-media time. Conversations feel more genuine, there’s less overbearing moderation (at least in my experience), and if there’s nothing new on Lemmy I’ve probably spent enough time reading forums anyways. I’m only keeping my 13-year-old Reddit account to keep track of old favorited posts and specialist forums like specific video game tips.

Here’s an (old) one I can contribute: