I decided to think outside the box.

Just call me Giles.

His name is literally Timothy Alan Dick.

Tim Allen is a Dick.

Highway interchange ahead?

Every heard of the word meme?

I was going to tell you a dick joke, but it’s too hard.

Bad Horse is watching you masturbate.

I mean it CAN be a job if they also do repairs, landscaping, and/or preventative maintenance. Almost none of them do it though.

He also needs help with next year’s plans. He’s an elected official, he can’t make decisions by himself.

He also mentioned something about a chemical reaction that happens when the powder hits water that you miss out on when using gel.

Mine has two cavities, as well. I just fill one and sprinkle a little on the door for pre-wash. Seems to do well.

That video is why I went back to powder instead of gel.

Pffft. I still can’t get over the first time someone unironically used the term “this shit slaps” in front of me.

I hear it. Off in the distance. It’s the sound of you not giving a fuck. Seek it out.

Soup season! That explains the dreams where I keep trying to put a chicken into a hot tub.

PAW PATRÓN, you’re on your own!

I go ahead and download the right one immediately. Then I make sure I’m seeding to a ratio of 1 or at least past the minimum seed time for the tracker. And as long as there are a few seeders, delete.

Many Democrats think Trump is so bad that he’s worthy of ridicule. But also realize that Biden is kinda shit too, but at least he’s not Trump.